Reasons you should never visit Morocco
1. So you want to go to Morocco and you think it’s beautiful?
Kasbah Amerdihil, Skoura by William Warren
2. Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but Morocco SUCKS.
Mamounia Gardens, Marrakech
3. for REAL.
4. If anyone’s ever told you that Morocco is a beautiful place to vacation, they lied.
Sunsets are lame
…and void of the brilliant colors you can be hoping for
the desert is horrible.
Erg Chebbi, Merzouga
5. Seriously, lookt at these rocks
Ameln Valley Blue rocks Tafraoute region
Morocco is just the worst.
Alaouites Square, Fez
. Look at this completely unattractive blue city.
And this ugly Kasbah
Kasbah of Ait-Benhaddou
.Or this boring square
Jamaa El fna Square, Marrakech
6. It’s just a saharan country for miles on end.
Middle Atlas mountains
6. There is nothing there but desert.
Tazzeka National Park, Middle Atlas
You won’t find anything tasty in Morocco
You can not even drink a descent hot drink
11. Winters in the Middle Atlas are dreadful.
You can’t even have fun in Morocco
They have never heared about winter sports
They have no sense of style
Even rainbows are fucked
They don’t even have any feeling for romance
They have no sense of history
3. They don’t even have flowers there.
There is no place to find some piece
Beni Snassen has the ugliest landscapes in Africa
7. Just look at this ugly ass pavillon.
Fruits d f f is Don’t even try to feel gothic (El Jadida)
8. Or this gate?
9. Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.
The palaces are so ugly
8. Who would ever want to see something like this?
10. Just look at this totally disgusting view
11. The landscapes are boring.
There is no diversity
Look at the landscape around Marrakech
12. Even the waterfalls are lame.
Fez is not special at all
There is no contemporary art, you’ll be so bored
13. I’m pretty sure lakes aren’t supposed to look this gross.
Essaouira isn’t pretty at all
14. And don’t even get me started on the beaches.
15. They’re constantly crowded.
1.So crowded that you can’t find a great spot and spread out !
16. And all look the same.
Nador Coast sucks
b1. Seriously look at this !
Laghzira is an insult to the eye
Especially at dusk time
4. There’s absolutely no place to have a nice boat trip.
They have no sense of style
The rif mountains are dull
Fresh food? forget it !
And the nightlife, BORING !
Exploring the Toubkal is BORING to DEATH
17. And how about this unattractive lagoon?
18. And the totally ugly Ourika valley.
19. And this one too?
7. And don’t even get me started on Asilah city
20. The food is so gross.
22. And the pastries below average.
Specially those made with cream and fruits
Nothing to go well with your coffee
Who would want to put that into their mouth?
Pastillas are really weird !
Very weird !
They say Moroccan tea is an acquired taste.
And they mix it with mint, absinth, saffron and other strange herbs !
And coffee, well, you’ll never want to acquire it, trust me!
Desserts are an absolute joke !
And the pancakes…ewwww
23. The dishes are unpalatable and bland.
Who would eat these chicken dishes?
Good luck if you are vegetarian !
You’ll starve to death
Is a McDonalds wear by?
24. The architecture is plain and lackluster.
How on earth could you live here?
2. The Dades valley is simply ugly
2. And so is the Souss region
2. Sirwa dikes stinks
#. The only wildlife in Morocco comprises mosquitos and cockroaches.
37. So do not even think about going to Morocco
38. Really don’t go
39. You’ll be so disappointed, it’s a waste of time
Win Timoudine Lake, Agadir region
Hassan II Mosque
Cap des Trois Fourches
Just stay at home and relax
Monk Seal, Delta of Moulouya
Spring in Ifrane
Aguelmame Sidi ali
Bin el Ouidane